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Old hardware engineers never die, they just cache in their chips.
Old heroes never die, they reappear in sequels. -- Michael Moorcock
Old hippies never die, they just smell that way.
Old hippies never die, they just take a little longer to get a mortgage.
Old hippies never die, they just take a trip.
Old horticulturists never die, they just go to pot.
OLD HUNTERS never die, they just stay LOADED.
Old hypochondriacs never die, they just lose their grippe.
Old informers never die. They're just put out to grass.
Old investors never die, they just roll over.
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