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Old Jedi Knights never die; they just fade in and fade out.
Old John of Gaunt, time-honoured Lancaster. -- William Shakespeare (1564-1616), King Richard II -- Act i, Sc.
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Old journalists never die, they just get de-pressed.
OLD KEY PUNCH OPERATORS never die, they just punch out.
Old knights in chain mail never die, they just shuffle off their metal coils.
Old Ladies Two old ladies were waiting for a bus and one of them was smoking a cigarette.
Old languages never die. They simply are forgotten. -- Sven Gucke
Old laser physicists never die, they just become incoherent.
Old Latin scholars don't die, they just decline.
OLD LAWYERS never die, they just loose their briefs.
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