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Old bosses never die, much as you want them to.
Old Boston laws prohibit taking a bath more than once a week or without a written prescription from a medical doctor.
OLD BOWLERS never die, they just end up in the gutter.
OLD BUREAUCRATS never die, they just waste away.
Old cars never die, they just trade away.
Old cashiers never die, they just check out.
Old chairpersons never die, they just don't get through the motions.
Old chauffeurs never die, they just lose their drive.
OLD CHEMISTS never die, they just do it inorganically.
Old chemists never die, they just fail to react.
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