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Old electricians never die, they just lose contact.
OLD ENGINEERS never die, they just lose their bearings.
Old England is our home, and Englishmen are we; Our tongue is known in every clime, our flag in every sea.
-- Mary Howitt (1804-1888) -- Old England is our Home...
Old English majors don't die, they burn in hell.
Older sister: "Why are you wearing my new raincoat?
Younger sister: "I didn't want to get your new dress wet....
Older women are best because they always think they may be doing it for the last time.
Old faculties never die, they just lose their principles!
Old farmers never die, they just go to seed.
OLD FARMERS never die, they just spade away.
old fart: n. Tribal elder. A title self-assumed with remarkable frequency by (esp.
) USENETters who have been programming for more than about 25 yea...

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