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Old owls never die, they just don't give a hoot.
Old pacifists never die, they just go to peaces.
Old parades never die, they just float away.
Old people know more about being young than young people about being old.
Old people like to give good advice, as solace for no longer being able to provide bad examples.
-- Francois, Duc de La Rochefoucauld, "Maxims" 1665...
Old people shouldn't eat health foods. They need all the preservatives they can get.
-- Robert Orbe...
Old photographers never die, they just stop developing.
OLD PILOTS never die, they just buzz off.
Old pilots never die, they just can't get it up!
Old pilots never die, they just go to a higher plane.
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