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Old plumbers never die. They just go down the drain.
Old policemen never die, they just cop out.
OLD POSTMEN never die, they just lose their zip.
Old principals never die, they just lose their faculties!
Old printers never die, they're just not the type.
Old programmers never die, they just become managers.
Old programmers never die. They just branch to a new address.
OLD PROGRAMMERS never die, they just byte it.
OLD PROGRAMMERS never die, they just decompile.
OLD PROGRAMMERS never die, they just go to bits.
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