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Old lawyers never die, they just lose their appeal.
Old limbo dancers never die, they just go under.
OLD LINGUISTS never die, they just rearrange their deep structures.
Old MacDonald had an agricultural real estate tax abatement.
Old MacDonald had a processor - Enable interrupts, enable input/output.
OLD MAIDS count on fingers, but young girls count on legs.
Old mail has arrived.
Old mathematicians never die, they just disintegrate.
Old Math majors don't die, they decompose to a specific, mathmatically determined formula.
Old men are dangerous; it does not matter to them what is going to happen to the world.
-- George Bernard Shaw...
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