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Old architects never die, they just lose their structures.
Old as I am, for ladies' love unfit, The power of beauty I remember yet.
-- John Dryden (1631-1700) -- Cymon and Iphigenia, Line 1...
Old bakers never die, they just quit making dough.
Old bakers never die, you just can't get a rise out of them.
Old bankers never die, they just lose interest.
Old bank robbers never die, they just steal away!
Old basketball players never die, they just go on dribbling.
Old beekeepers never die, they just buzz off.
OLD BLONDES never fade, they just dye away.
Old bookkeepers never die, they just lose their figures.
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