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Newsmen do it at six and eleven.
NeWS: /nee'wis/, /n[y]oo'is/ or /n[y]ooz/ [acronym
he `Network Window System'] n....
Newspamper: the plastic bag the paper comes in on rainy/snowy days.
Newspaper Ad - For Rent: 6 room hated apartment.
Newspaper boys do it in front of every door.
Newspapermen learn to call a murderer 'an alleged murderer' and the King of England 'the alleged King of England' to avoid libel suits.
-- Stephen Leacock...
Newspapers should have no friends. -- Joseph Pulitze
Newspaper taxis appear on the shore, waiting to take you away.
Look for the girl with the sun in her eyes and she's gone....
News stories expand and time contracts, meeting inexorably each day twenty minutes after a man is supposed to be home for dinner.
-- Ray O'Neil...
New Status Symbol For The 90's A Job....

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