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Next time I'll wear underwear.
Next time I will try English.
Next time you pass my house, I'll appreciate it.
Next time your boss gives you something that you don't want to do, JUST SAY NO!
Next time your in-laws (or other equally likeable sort) come to visit, remember thi
The word visit appears in the Bible describing when the Lord sent the plagues to the Egyptians....
Next time you wave, use ALL of your fingers!
Next to being shot at and missed, nothing is really quite as satisfying as an income tax refund.
-- F. J. Raymond...
Next to surviving an earthquake, nothing is quite so satisfying as receiving an income tax refund.
Next to the originator of a good sentence is the first quoter of it.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson (1803-1882), "Letters and Social Aim...
Next up: Tossing Bob For Fun & Profit.

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