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New strain of system-trashing virus : WINDOWS
News: Vampire population decimated due to outbreak of AIDS.
New systems create new problems. -- Dr. John Gall
New systems generate new problems.
New Tagline Found! (S)teal (I)gnore (C)orrect spelling ?
NEW! Tagline-Lite! Only 1/3rd Less Serious...
New Testament: n. [C programmers] The second edition of K&R's "The C Programming Language" (Prentice-Hall, 1988
ISBN 0-13-110362-8), describing ANSI Standard C. See {K&R}. -- The AI Hacke...
NEWT One of those really small beasties that annoys little kids because they're too small to step on.
I dunno though - if you were flying along and got caught in the downward air-draught of a de...
Newton had a bad trip, and now there's calculus.
NEWTONIAN, adj. Pertaining to a philosophy of the universe invented by Newton, who discovered that an apple will fall to the ground, but was unable to say why.
His successors and disciples have adva...

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