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• Room for rent, unfurnished.
• Service to others is the rent you pay for your room in heaven. MUHAMMED ALI
• I'm leaving the apartment. But first I'm getting a thousand roaches.
  'Cause it said in the rent book, "Leave the place as you found it." -- Dolly Alle...
• Service you do for others is the rent you pay for your room here on earth.
  -- Muhammad Ali, in "Time", 1978...
• To stand up -- or be setup? -- Marcus Aurelius (121-180 AD) -- Meditations, book 6.
• A personal ad from an unidentified newspaper announces that a "formerly single man" seeks a single or married woman.
• Worst Month of the Year: February. February has only 28 days in it, which means that if you rent an apartment, you are paying for three full days you don't get.
  Try to avoid Februarys whenever possible. -- Steve Rubenstei...