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• Look for the girl with the sun in her eyes...
• Take this girl away! She's got paternity suit written all over her! -- Uncle Duke (in Doonesbury)
• She's such a kinky girl, The kind you don't take home to mother.
  She will never let your spirits down Once you get her off the street....
• Maggie: [picks up a pencil] [wacko `Psycho' music plays] Home
  Aaaaaaaaagh! Marge: [picks up Maggie] No, Maggie, bad baby!...
• Once upon a time there was a beautiful young girl taking a stroll through the woods.
  All at once she saw an extremely ugly bull frog seated on a log and to her amazement the frog spoke to her....
• We were young and our happiness dazzled us with its strength.
  But there was also a terrible betrayal that lay within me like a Merle Haggard song at a French restaurant....
• I met a girl who sang the blues and I asked her for some happy news, but she just smiled and turned away.
  -- Don McLea...