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  Homer: I told you last night, no! ...
• Lizard Invasion Newts at eleve
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  Nine little gigabytes, holding just the date, Someone jambed a write-protect, then there were eight....
• How many newsmen -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Only one, but he'll tell everybody....
• But this one goes to eleven. -- Nigel Tufnel
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  66. Eleven philosophers to ponder whether it is possible to actually do anything...
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  -- Troy McClure's instructional video, "Marge Gets a Job...
• When a group of newsmen go out to dinner together, the bill is to be evenly divided among them, regardless of what each one eats and drinks.
  -- Jack Germond...