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New Year's Eve is the time of year when a man most feels his age, and his wife most often reminds him to act it.
-- Webster's Unafraid Dictionary...
New Year's Eve, where auld acquaintance be forgot. Unless, of course, those tests come back positive.
-- Jay Leno...
NEW YORK (AP) -- According to a new poll, 72% of Americans who believe in Heaven rate their chances of going there as good to excellent, but many say their friends' chances are considerably worse.
New York eclipses all other cities in the spontaneous cordiality and generosity of its inhabitants - at least, such inhabitants as I have encountered.
-- H. P. Lovecraft, 9/29/1922...
New Yorkers like to boast that if you can survive in New York, you can survive anywhere.
But if you can survive anywhere, why live in New York? -- Edward Abbey...
New York: homes, homes everywhere, and not a place to live. -- Don Herold
New York--in the event of a nuclear attack it'll look the same as it did before.
-- Billy Connolly...
New York is a funny town. You can drown in whiskey and starve to death.
Everybody says have a drink--nobody says have something to eat. -- Nipsey Russell...
New York is like living inside Stephen King's brain during an aneurysm.
It's the Land of Genetic Close Calls. There are a lot of people there who missed being another species by one chromosome....
New York is real. The rest is done with mirrors.

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