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NEWSFLASH! Red ship crashes into blue ship. . . sailors marooned.
*** NEWSFLASH *** Russian tanks steamrolling through New Jersey Details at eleven.
NewsFlash! Tagline theft will be an Olympic event this year!!
NEWS FLASH!! Today the East German pole-vault champion became the West German pole-vault champion.
ewsfroup: // [USENET] n. Silly synonym for {newsgroup}, originally a typo but now in regular use on USENET's talk.
bizarre and other lunatic-fringe groups. Compare {hing}, {grilf}, and {fil...
ewsgroup: [USENET] n. One of {USENET}'s huge collection of topic groups or {fora}.
News is that which comes from the North, East, West and South, and if it comes from only one point on the compass, then it is a class publication and not news.
-- Benjamin Disraeli...
News is the first rough draft of History...
News is what a chap who doesn't care much about anything wants to read.
And it's only news until he's read it. After that it's dead....
News Item: Jupiter to hit comet fragments!!!

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