Related:

• Homer: I'm just a big fool. Karl: Oh no, you're not!
  Homer: How do you know? Karl: Because my mother taught me never to kiss a fool!...
• Kiss me--I'm not Irish, but don't let that stop you.
• Homer: I'm just a big fool. Karl: Oh no, you're not.
  Homer: How do you know? Karl: Because my mother taught me never to kiss a fool!...
• Why won't you let me kiss you goodnight? Is it something I said? -- Tom Rya
• If you kiss and make up, fight with the opposite sex.
• Is that the same mouth you kiss his mother with ?
• Kiss you?? I shouldn't even be doing THIS!
• Floppy not responding. Can you kiss it and make it well?
• A fool and his money are never around when you need them.