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• Quote #198 Not so, just scared. Think of the poor lady who feared the metric system because she couldn't afford to have her gas tank removed from her car and replaced with one that holds liters instead of gallons.
  -- Kenneth S. Manning...
• One of the Greek lady gods got a crush on one of the Greek man gods.
  He tried to hit her with lightning and thunderbolts, but he just couldn't get her away from him ....
• A lady is one who never shows her underwear unintentionally. -- Lillian Day
• Pentium - for those who've never heard of K.I.S.S.
• The real erosion of civilization as we knew it started with the popularity of the self-service gas pump.
• Why are cigarettes sold in gas stations when smoking is prohibited there?
• You may be redneck... if all your art was purchased at gas stations.
• You may be redneck... if you often shop for groceries at gas stations.
• Fry: "Hey, my girlfriend had one of those. Actually, it wasn't her's, it was her dad's.
  Actually, she wasn't my girlfriend, she just lived next door and never closed her curtains....