Never Enter The Dungeon Naked! The Monsters Will Laugh At You!
Never enter the dungeon naked! The monsters will laugh at you!
Never go into the dungeon at midnight.
Never mind the monsters hitting you: they just replace the charwomen.
Pursue the monsters and you will be had indeed.
Never enter a battle of wits unarmed.
Monsters come from nowhere to hit you everywhere.
Data, I'm only going to tell you this just once. It never happened.
-- Yar to Data, "The Naked Now", stardate 41209.2...