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• Murphy's Fourth Law of the Kitchen: When the meal you are preparing is on schedule, the guests will be forty-five minutes late.
  Corollary: When the guests are on time, the meal will be forty-five minutes late....
• Never play poker with the Scarborough Bluffs.
• You must play poker, Commander. Poker? That a game of some sort?
  -- Dr. Mendoza and Riker, "The Price", stardate 43385.6...
• If it doesn't matter, it doesn't matter. -- Hill's Fourth Commentary on Murphy's Law
• Incoming fire has the right of way. Murphy's Fourth Military Law
• If you want to see card tricks, you have to expect to take cards. -- Harry Blackstone
• Hecht's Fourth Law: There's no time like the present for postponing what you don't want to do.
• There's no time like the present for postponing what you don't want to do. -- Hecht's Fourth Law
• Every instructor assumes that you have nothing else to do except study for that instructor's course.
  Fourth Law of Applied Terro...