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• Don't bother to brag about your ancestors, since the records fail to show that Adam and Eve were ever married!
• Let your work brag about you.
• The following appeared in a letter to the editor of the Maple City newspaper.
  "Twenty years ago Pine City established strict laws designed to limit the number of new buildings that could be constructed in the city....
• Strict gun laws are about as effective as strict drug laws.
  ..It pains me to say this, but the NRA seems to be righ...
• They brag most of their ancestors who are unworthy of them. Danish Proverb
• A church is a place in which gentlemen who have never been to heaven brag about it to persons who will never get there.
  -- H. L. Mencke...
• My folks didn't come over on the Mayflower, but they were there to meet the boat.
• DULLARD, n. A member of the reigning dynasty in letters and life.
  The Dullards came in with Adam, and being both numerous and sturdy have overrun the habitable world....