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• Did you know that clones never use mirrors?
• Of what you see in books, believe 75%. Of newspapers, believe 50%.
  And of TV news, believe 25% -- make that 5% if the anchorman wears a blazer....
• I have heard a well-built woman compared in her motion to a ship under sail, yet I would advise no wise man to be her owner if her freight be nothing but what she carries between wind and water.
  -- Francis Osborne (advising his son not to marry a beautiful but poor girl) Never eat a heavily sugared doughnut before you go on TV....
• Did you know that clones never use mirrors? -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary
• To never see a fool, you lock yourself in an empty room and break all the mirrors.