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Network is a network. Computer is a computer.
Network management is like trying to herd cats...
Network managers do it in many places at once.
etwork meltdown: n. A state of complete network overload
he network equivalent of {thrash}ing. This may be induced by a {Chernobyl packet}....
Networks should be labeled NOT-WORKS!!!
etwork, the: n. 1.
Network - the occupation of a fisherman.
NETWORK: What fishermen do when not fishing.
Neuro-linguistic programming is simply the zig-zag and swirl of menorgs and disorgs acting under the suction and pressure of the morphogenetic field.
-- Clark Brooks (clark@cataract.caltech.edu)...
Neurologists will discover that the voices you hear in your head are only echoes.

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