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Never agree with me, it shakes my self confidence.
Never allow family to stand in the way of opportunity. -- Ferengi Rule of Acquisition #6
Never allow your child to call you by your first name.
He hasn't known you long enough. -- Fran Lebowitz...
Never annoy a grizzly, he bears a grudge.
Never apologize for showing feeling. When you do so you apologize for truth. -- Benjamin Disraeli
Never apologize, never explain. -- Benjamin Jowett (1817-1893) -- [Of whom it was said that what he didn't know wasn't knowledge.
]...
Never appeal to a man's "better nature." He may not have one.
Invoking his self-interest gives you more leverage....
Never approach a Klingon when he's grumbling.
Never argue with a computer.... -- Avo
Never argue with a dragon or a SYSOP.

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