Related:

• Fido - the dog of the networks..
• Hershiser's First Rule: Anything labeled "NEW" and/or "IMPROVED" isn't.
• Jones's Law of Zoos and Museums: The most interesting specimen will not be labeled.
• Q: They just announced on the radio that Dan Quayle was picked as the Republican V.
  P. candidate. Should I post? A: Of course. The net can reach people in as few as 3 to 5 days....
• Please insert the floppy disk labeled Windows NT Installation CD-ROM into Drive A:.
• A geneticist living in Delft Scientifically played with himself, And when he was done He labeled i
  on, And filed him away on a shelf....
• Burning technicians don't smell very nice...
  -- Jim Breen, Computer Communications and Networks lecture 19/03/91...
• The news is the one thing the networks can point to with pride.
  Everything else they do is crap - and they know it. -- Fred Friendly, 1980...
• Word has reached us about an innovative sperm bank that is packaging its product in special aerosol containers labeled HEIR SPRAY.