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• When one told Plistarchus that a notorious railer spoke well of him, "I 'll lay my life," said he, "somebody hath told him I am dead, for he can speak well of no man living.
  -- Plutarch (46-120 AD) -- Of Plistarchu...
• While I was gone, somebody rearranged on the furniture in my bedroom.
  They put it in EXACTLY the same place it was. When I told my roommate, he said...
• While I was gone, somebody rearranged on the furniture in my bedroom.
  They put it in _exactly_ the same place it was. When I told my roommate, he said...
• I think Rodney King said it best when he said: 'Ow ow ow ow..' -- Dennis Leary
• I was hitting some horrible shots one time. It wasn't unusual for me.
  I turned to the old guy who was caddying for me, and I said, "I suppose you've seen worse golfers in your time....
• aga n. [WPI] A cuspy but bogus raving story about N random broken people.
  Here is a classic example of the saga form, as told by Guy L....
• A small farmer on a kibbutz was talking to a big Texan.
  The Texan says, "How big is your farm?" Well, he says, it's 200 feet by 300 feet....
• Milhouse: [feeding quarters] 38... 39... 40 quarters.
  This better be good. [presses start, walks two steps] Game...
• Marge: I'm happy for the school. It sounds like this money's going to provide a lot of new opportunities.
  Bart: Big deal. They didn't approve my idea; they said it was unfeasible....