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• Now, what I contend is that my body is my own, at least I have always so regarded it.
  If I do harm through my experimenting with it, it is I who suffer, not the state....
• I don't do drugs. Books are my escape from reality.
• If I only had something to do with my life!?!
• I do then with my friends as I do with my books. I would have them where I can find them, but I seldom use them.
  -- Emerso...
• It always does seem to me that I am doing more work than I should do.
  It is not that I object to the work, mind you; I like work...
• It has come to my attention that nothing I never said has caused me any harm.
  When I am gone, you will be sorry you never heard me say what I don't usually....
• I am against all hobbies. I have been against ever since I figured out that nothing I ever do is considered a hobby.
  All my life I have had to fill out forms that ask about hobbies....
• And cruelest of all, I've learned that the bucks in this criticism thing just aren't what they should be.
  I figure if I'm not gonna make any jack in my chosen profession, the least I can do is vent my spleen....
• My sole porpoise was entertainment.