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My Sister Claimed Sexual Harassment On The Job, Which Was A Little Bit Surprising, Since She's A Hooker.
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My sister claimed sexual harassment on the job, which was a little bit
surprising, since she's a hooker.
-- George Miller
Related:
What he labels sexual, she labels harassment. -- Ellen Goodma
Pornography = art. Or is it sexual harassment?
I was reading Cosmopolitan and there was a woman on the cover and I thought maybe I should change my image.
Maybe I should be more like that woman on the cover....
A Moose once bit my sister ... -- Monty Python and the Holy Grail
Yeah, but she was only a little bit pregnant!
There's a little bit of Jerry, George, Elaine, and Kramer in all of us.
She said I should think of her like a sister. I said I did, but not my sister.
Inscription on hooker's tombstone: AT LAST, SHE SLEEPS ALONE.
My name is Carrot Man and I curse your little sister's goldfish.
