My mother went to school with a girl named Michelle Babbitch. She couldn't
wait to get married to change her name because she was teased so much as a
child. Unfortunately for her, she fell in love with a guy named Harvey
Bratspiss. Though luck!
wait to get married to change her name because she was teased so much as a
child. Unfortunately for her, she fell in love with a guy named Harvey
Bratspiss. Though luck!
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