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  Mr. Adelman: You're saying, my wife is in you? Phoebe...
• While walking down a crowded City street the other day
  I heard a little urchin To a comrade turn and say, "Say, Chimmey, lemme tell youse, I'd be happy as a clam If only I was de feller dat Me mudder t'inks I am....
• A man was kneeling by a grave in a cemetery, crying and praying very loudly, "Oh why.
  .eeeee did you die...eeeeee, Oh Why..eeeeee, why did you Di....
• Homer: All right: these are our new family security rules.
  Be home before dark, and make sure you're not followed....
• Lisa: Dad, Mom said she'd be home to help me with my costume and she's not, and the geography pageant is tonight!
  Homer: Lisa, your mom still loves you. It's just that she has a career now....
• God only knows what she could have gotten my mother to say.
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