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My keyboard has an F1 key. Where is the NASCAR key?
My keyboard keeps changing what I type.
My Kid beat up your HONOR STUDENT!!! Nyaaahhhh!
My kid said, "I want a dog." Well, I went to the kennel.
The first dog I saw had legs four inches long in front, two feet long in back....
My kid sister was sent from heaven. They like it quiet up there.
My kind of loyalty was loyalty to one's country, not to its institutions or its officeholders.
The country is the real thing, the substantial thing, the eternal thing...
My kingdom for a beer; half my beer for a woman.
My kingdom for a unique tagine!
My last cat had nine lives. Slept through eight of them.
My last cow just died, so I won't need your bull anymore.

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