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My last original thought died of loneliness.
My latest found, Heaven's last, best gift, my ever new delight!
-- John Milton (1608-1674) -- Paradise Lost, Book v, Line 18...
My latest screen saver: Curtains for Windows!
My lawyer can beat up your lawyer!
My least favorite teams are: Whoever whips the Montreal Canadiens.
My legs! Arghhh! My fucking legs!!!!! -- The second person to ever attempt Bungee jumping
My LESLIE GORE record is BROKEN.. -- Zippy the Pinhead
My library Was dukedom large enough. -- William Shakespeare (1564-1616), The Tempest -- Act i, Sc.
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My license plate says PMS. Nobody cuts me off. -- Wendy Liebma
My life has a superb cast but I can't figure out the plot. -- Ashleigh Brillia
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