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• I was asked if I would feed my neighbor's dog while they went on vacation.
  Innocently enough I said I would do it. I had no idea that cats were so darned hard to catch....
• My Body's here, but my Mind's on vacation.
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  More inclusive than hacking time; commonly used in discussions of what parts of one's environment one uses most heavily....
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  It always makes people think that he beats her when they're alone....
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  Lisa: [pauses tape] Okay, I'm not going to give up....
• A long memory is the most subversive idea in America.