Miscellaneous Collections

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My luck changed because of the little woman. I made my first million, and I owe it all to the little woman.
She was two inches high. I sold her to a circus and made a million dollars. -- Dave Ketch...
My lucky colour just faded.
My lungs began to crow like chanticleer, That fools should be so deep-contemplative
And I did laugh sans intermission An hour by his dial....
My machine ain't old! Relays still do the job....
My maid doesn't do windows, neither does my computer.
My mail is so slow, the Elvis stamp gained 10 pounds.
My mail reader can beat up your mail reader.
My main reason for adopting literature as a profession was that, as the author is never seen by his clients, he need not dress respectably.
-- George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950)...
My major advisor is Dr. Lechter.
My mama done tol' me...

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