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• One today is worth two tomorrows.
• Once upon a time there were three brothers who were knights in a certain kingdom.
  And, there was a Princess in a neighboring kingdom who was of marriageable age....
• Two farm boys are just sitting day dreaming when a cow strolls by.
  Man," says the first boy, "if only that was a woman....
• Well, anyway, I was reading this James Bond book, and right away I realized that like most books, it had too many words.
  The plot was the same one that all James Bond books have...
• A man in the house is worth two on the street. -- Mae West.
• Just my two rubber ningis worth.
• Lisa: [tucking in Rod] Once there was a robot named Todd.
  Todd: Did he have a brother? Lisa: Yes, he had a brother named Rod, who was two space years older than him....
• Two can live as cheaply as one, for half as long.
• A bug in the code is worth two in the documentation.