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  And I've got this pain right through my ALU. I've asked for it to be replaced, but nobody ever listens....
• I think it would be better for us both if you were to just log out.
• When I 'm not thank'd at all, I 'm thank'd enough; I 've done my duty, and I 've done no more.
  -- Henry Fielding (1707-1754) -- Tom Thumb the Great, Act i, Sc. 3...
• aga n. [WPI] A cuspy but bogus raving story about N random broken people.
  Here is a classic example of the saga form, as told by Guy L....
• I(ve) B(een) M(islead)
• The question is not whether I'm out of my mind, but what am I doing trapped in yours?
• My only books Were woman's looks,-- And folly 's all they 've taught me.
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