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• A computer salesman visits a company president for the purpose of selling the president one of the latest talking computers.
  Salesman: "This machine knows everything. I can ask it any quesstion and it'll give the correct answer....
• My notion of a great novel is something like a five-hundred-page shaggy-dog story, with only the punch line omitted.
  -- Edward Abbey...
• Anarchism is not a romantic fable but the hardheaded realizatio
  based on five thousand years of experience, that we cannot entrust the management of our lives to kings, priests, politicians, generals, and county commissioners....
• Anarchy works. Italy has proved it for a thousand years. -- Edward Abbey
• One day in Dipstick, Nebraska, or Landfill, Oklahoma, is worth more to me than an eternity in Dante's plastic Paradiso, or Yeats's gold-plated Byzantium.
  -- Edward Abbey...
• The more fantastic an ideology or theology, the more fanatic its adherents. -- Edward Abbey
• The more often you stop, the more difficult it is to continue. -- Edward Abbey
• Say what you like about my bloody murderous government," I says, "but don't insult me poor bleedin' country.
  -- Edward Abbey...
• If my decomposing carcass helps nourish the roots of a juniper tree or the wings of a vulture - that is immortality enough for me.
  And as much as anyone deserves. -- Edward Abbey...