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• I won 't ever grow up. My biological clock has a snooze alarm.
• My pants just went to high school in the Carlsbad Caverns!!! -- Zippy the Pinhead
• Talking Pinhead Blues: Oh, I LOST my ``HELLO KITTY'' DOLL and I get BAD reception on channel TWENTY-SIX!
  ! Th'HOSTESS FACTORY is closin' down and I just heard ZASU PITTS has been DEAD for YEARS....
• My pants just went on a wild rampage through a Long Island Bowling Alley!! -- Zippy the Pinhead
• My pants just went on a wild rampage through a Long Island Bowling Alley!
  !" -- Zippy the Pinhead...
• Yow! I just went below the poverty line! -- Zippy the Pinhead
• A full bladder is the best alarm clock in the world. -- Solomon Sho