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• When a man marries a women to educate her, and the women marries the man to reform him, it is not marriage
  it is a sign that two idiots have met....
• A self-made man will be amazed at the number of alterations made when he marries.
• Seven: " Dad, what's retirement?" Al: " It's when a woman marries and a man die
• When a girl marries, she exchanges the attentions of many men for the attention of one.
• It's hard to be humble when you're perfect!
• When a woman marries again it is because she detested her first husband.
  When a man marries again, it is because he adored his first wife. -- Oscar Wilde (1854-1900)...
• When a woman marries again it is because she detested her first husband.
  When a man marries again, it is because he adored his first wife. -- Wilde...