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• Sometimes when I feel like killing someone, I do a little trick to calm myself down.
  I'll go over to the person's house and ring the doorbell....
• Sometimes when I feel like killing someone, I do a little trick to calm myself down.
  I'll go over to the person's house and ring the doorbell....
• One should always be wary of someone who promises that their love will last longer than a weekend.
  -- Quentin Crisp...
• Children solidify marriages by allowing that the parents now have someone else to blame it on!
• Whatever is, is not," is the maxim of the anarchist, as often as anything comes across him in the shape of a law which he happens not to like.
  -- Richard Bentley (1662-1742) -- Declaration of Righ...
• Marriage: for better *AND* for worse
• Critical judgment of work in any given field has little value unless it comes from someone who is an expert in that field.
• The longer the wand the better.
• Republican: If shit happens to someone, they deserved it.