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• Hangover: the mourning after the night before
• Honeymoon - the morning after the knot before.
• Before marriage the three little words are "I love you," after marriage they are "Let's eat out.
• There are two times when a man doesn't understand a woman -- before marriage and after marriage.
• Before marriage, a man declares he would lay down his life to serve you
  after marriage, he won't even lay down his paper to talk to you. -- Helen Rowland...
• Before marraige a man will like awake all night thinking about something you said.
  After marriage he will fall asleep before you have finished saying it. -- Anon....
• Square knot, not granny knot.
• I don't object to sex before marriage, but two minutes before??
• I don't object to sex before marriage, but two minutes before?!?