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• Marriage has many pains, but celibacy has no pleasures.
• Love and marriage may go together like a horse and carriage, but when was the last time you saw one of those?
• The most reasonable word ever said about celibacy and marriage is this one
  whatever you will do, you will regret it. -- Chamfo...
• Celibacy is hereditary.
• Celibacy is NOT hereditary.
• A bad marriage is like a horse with a broken leg, you can shoot the horse, but it dont fix the leg.
• A bad marriage is like a horse with a broken leg, you can shoot the horse, but it don't fix the leg.
• I gave up fame and breakfast for our marriage.
  -- Homer, after tossing `General Sherman' back into the lake, "War of the Simpso...
• Each portion of matter may be conceived of as a garden full of plants, and as a pond full of fishes.
  But each branch of the plant, each member of the animal, each drop of its humors, is also such a garden or such a pond....