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• We want far better reasons for having children than not knowing how to prevent them.
  -- Dora Russell...
• It is not best that we should all think alike; it is difference of opinion that make horseraces.
  -- Mark Twain (Samuel Clemens), from Pudd'nhead Wilson's Calendar(1894)...
• Let us endeavour to live that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry.
  -- Mark Twain (Samuel Clemens), from Pudd'nhead Wilson's Calendar(1894)...
• It were not best that we should all think alike; it is the difference of opinion that makes horseraces.
  -- Mark Twain,_Pudd'nhead Wilson's Calendar_, 1894...
• One cardinal rule of marriage should never be forgotte
  give little, give seldom, and above all, give grudgingly....
• A yuppie wouldn't salute the flag if it wasn't 100 percent cotton. -- Mark Russell
• Join my war on technology...send me a FAX. -- Mark Russell
• Reagan is the first president to be accompanied by a Silly Statement Repair Team. -- Mark Russell
• The more qualified candidates who are available, the more likely the compromise will be on the candidate whose main qualification is a non-threatening incompetence.
  -- Mark B. Cohe...