Miscellaneous Collections

Miscellaneous Collections

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Life is just a placebo masquerading as a simile...
Life is just one big beta test cycle.
Life is just one damned thing after another. -- Elbert Hubbard
Life is just one large conspiracy to drive me to chocolate.
Life is...life is...life is...life is a kumquat.
Life is like a 10 speed bicycle. Most of us have gears we never use. -- C. Schultz
Life is like a bagel. It's delicious when it's fresh and warm, but often it's just hard.
The hole in the middle is its great mystery, and yet it wouldn't be a bagel without it....
Life is like a beautiful melody, only the lyrics are messed up.
Life is like a B-grade movie. You don't want to leave in the middle of it, but you don't want to see it again.
-- Ted Turne...
Life is like a bowl of soup with hairs floating on it.
You have to eat it nevertheless. -- Flaube...

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