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• Bagel: A pretzel that got its head together. -- Ron Smith
• I wanted a perfect ending ... Now I've learned, the hard way, that some poems don't rhyme, and some stories don't have a clear beginning, middle, and end.
  Life is about not knowing, having to change, taking the moment and making the best of it, without knowing what's going to happen next....
• Bagel bakers settle...kneadless strike ends!
• What this country needs is a dime that will buy a good five-cent bagel.
• Ah know what a bagel is, but what kind of dog is a lox?
• Relax! Have a Bagel. Try not to think about it. -- Lotsa Bagles Radio Ad