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• Life is like a 10 speed bicycle. Most of us have gears we never use. -- C. Schultz
• Life is like an ice-cream cone, you have to lick it one day at a time.
  -- Charles Schultz, as Charlie Brown -- Peanuts, cartoon strip...
• Life is like a Car-wash and I'm on a bicycle.
• Trade in your Harley-Davidson for a motor scooter. That way you won't have to make a choice about whether you get to change gears, or use the brakes.
  -- Forty-two things to do as preparation for life as a mermaid....
• Decorate your home. It gives the illusion that your life is more interesting than it really is.
  -- C. Schultz...
• If God had wanted us to use the metric system, Jesus would have had 10 apostles.
• If God had wanted us to use the metric system, Jesus would have had 10 apostles.
• Honor is like an island, rugged and without shore
  once we have left it, we can never return. Boileau, Nicolas (1636-1711) _Satires_ (1666) satire 10, l....