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• Give me some chocolate and no one gets hurt!
• There is more to life than chocolate. Just not a whole lot more.
• The conspiracy you've uncovered is just a front for the REAL conspiracy.
• Is that a hard drive or are you just happy to see me?
• The best things in life are chocolate.
• It is a conspiracy.
• When people say that the desert is lifeless, it just makes me want to grab them by the collar and yell, "Why you stupid, stupid bastard!
  Then I drive them out into the desert to where the circus is, and point out the many forms of zebra and clown life....
• Moe: Here you go, one beer [sets it in front of Lisa].
  One chocolate milk. [sets it in front of Homer] Lisa...
• Life is really just one long party.