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Life is like a simile.
Life is like a tin of sardines. We're, all of us, looking for the key. -- Beyond the Fringe
Life is like basketball ... take a shot or dribble it away.
Life is like climbing a ladder To get where you are going you must reach high, But to reach to high is to fall.
Life is like cooking. It all depends on what you add and how you mix it.
Sometimes you follow the recipe and at other times you're creative....
Life is like eatin' an orange. If at first you don't succeed, keep on suckin' 'till you do suck seed.
-- Curly (The Three Stooges)....
Life is like eating grapefruit. First you have to break through the ski
hen it takes a couple of bites to get used to the taste, and just as you begin to enjoy it, it squirts you in the eye....
Life is like Jazz, it should be improvised.
Life is like...life. ...But not exactly.
-- The Uncertainty Principle, according to the Mountaintop Guru...
Life is like playing a violin solo in public and learning the instrume/t as one goes on.
-- Samuel Butler, English poe...

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