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• Life is like a bowl of soup with hairs floating on it.
  You have to eat it nevertheless." -- Flaube...
• Life is like a shit sandwich. The more bread you have, the less shit you have to eat.
• In the morning, laughing, happy fish heads In the evening, floating in the soup.
  (chorus): Fish heads, fish heads, roly-poly fish head...
• Life is just a bowl of chili, but no beans for you.
• Be regular and orderly in your life so that you may be violent and original in your work.
  -- Gustave Flaube...