Miscellaneous Collections

Miscellaneous Collections

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Life is like an unassembled abacus. It's what you make of it that counts.
Life is like a penis: when it's soft you can't beat it, and when it's hard you get fucked.
Life is like a piano... what you get out of it depends on how you play it.
Life is like a poker game. You deal or are dealt to.
It includes skill and luck. You bet, check, bluff and raise....
Life is like a puppy dog always searching for a street full of fire hydrants.
Life is like a roller coaster, but I'm glad to be tall enough to ride.
Life is like a room full of open doors which close as you get older.
Life is like a sewer. What you get out of it depends on what you put into it. -- Tom Lehre
Life is like a shit sandwich. The more bread you have, the less shit you have to eat.

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